lickystickypickywe:

No matter how successful you are as a woman, professionally or otherwise, once a month your ovaries yank so hard at your fallopian tubes forcing your uterus in doing hara-kiri and there you are, left in a corner crying, just wishing total havoc upon the planet.

LOL Truth!

clientsfromhell:

The ad agency I work for had recently won a new client, and since their existing website was so terrible, we were asked to redo their website as part of their new campaign. After showing the client our initial designs for their product pages…

Client: These are nice, but where’s the Fun Zone?

Us: Fun Zone?

Client: Yeah, for when kids visit the website. We don’t want them to get bored.

The client’s company sells water, rice, and tissue boxes.

Left Of Center

Left Of Center

A multitude of strange things happen to be on a daily basis. Being a wife, a mother of three, a full time student majoring in software engineering (and doing quite well thank you very much), and a full time web/graphic designer, I definitely have my share of funny/odd/crazy moments. My life is like the blooper reel at the end of a movie, I just need credits and background music!